Claims
Got cursed? We've got you.
File a claim in minutes, 24/7/365 (366 in leap moons). A raven adjuster is dispatched the moment you hit submit.
Curse FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Does Raid Kit insurance cover gear I found in raid?
Only if you extract with it. Until then it's merely gear you are borrowing from the next wizard who finds you.
My coffee went cold during a 6:30 AM council. Is that covered?
Under the Morning Brew rider, yes. We will reimburse one (1) reheat per morning. Microwave sorcery is not covered.
How much tower insurance do I need if my tower is also a dragon?
Enough to cover the tower, plus liability for whatever the tower decides to eat. Speak to an agent, ideally from a safe distance.
Does dungeon renters insurance cover mimics?
Yes. Mimic Protection covers bites, swallowed belongings and emotional distress from opening a chest that opened you back.
My raven stole my wedding ring. Who do I claim against?
File under Familiar coverage. Our adjuster (also a raven) will investigate. Results may vary, as may the adjuster's loyalties.
How does Broomside Assistance work?
Tap "Summon" in the Scrying Glass app. A tow-griffin locates you by scent and carries you and your broom to the nearest licensed broomwright.
Is any of this real?
No. Wizardry Mutual is a parody website. Please do not try to file an actual claim. Please do try the 6:30 AM coffee, though.